Archive for February 22nd, 2008

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#1 Chicken

February 22, 2008

Fried chicken
I have come across many types of black people. Well educated black people that attend(ed) private schools and go on to have Ivy League educations. Black people from poor neighbourhoods that can barely read or write. However, one thing is universal in all the black people I’ve met, their love of chicken.

Fried chicken, BBQ chicken, grilled chicken, kung-pow chicken, jerk chicken, you name it, they love it. Even when dining at (relatively) upmarket restaurants, black people will usually opt for the chicken dish, believing that chicken is one thing that cannot be cooked incorrectly. Also, black people do not discriminate when eating chicken, they will eat a whatever part of the (cooked) chicken that’s available.

The love of chicken is so strong with black people that a perfect chicken dish served on a date could be the deciding factor between a 2nd/3rd date and subsequent bedroom activities and never seeing the person again.

Black people also love to proclaim the largest amount of chicken they have eaten in one sitting, “man, I had like 10 chicken wings, 2 thighs, and a drumstick. I took a break then ate another whole chicken. That’s gangsta!”